angry valleygirl thesaurus of trashtalkin' ([info]rageprufrock) wrote in [info]merlinxarthur,

Fic: Three Castles

Title: Three Castles (pt 1 and pt 2)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It’s a perfectly wretched day in Camelot when Uther Pendragon announces Arthur’s betrothal.

Happy reading!
Tags: contributor: rageprufrock, fanfic, rating: pg-13

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[info]lavvyan

November 12 2008, 05:59:51 UTC 3 years ago

Dude! *flails*

[info]suzvoy

November 12 2008, 06:34:33 UTC 3 years ago

That was v. v. entertaining :D :D :D

[info]harknessgirl

November 12 2008, 09:17:26 UTC 3 years ago

I loved it :-)
Well done!!

[info]jade_dragoness

November 12 2008, 09:42:28 UTC 3 years ago

I admit I hid behind my eyes at the reveal. Poor Merlin! Stupid Bernard.

The concerened guards who were worried about their prince harming Merlin? Killed me with hilarity. Aww. They were adorable.

Uther ripping up the marriage contract made me: \o/

So, ended up giggling like manic for most of the fic. And now I must read it yet again. *skips off to do so*

[info]rodneyscat

November 12 2008, 14:26:57 UTC 3 years ago

Hilarious and cracky and utterly enjoyable. I'm probably the only person *checks comments in several places* who thought it had a bit of a bite to it, so I'm probably reading something you didn't put there. That's my personal interpretation then, and I enjoyed that too, intended or not.

[info]xrysomou

November 12 2008, 14:27:58 UTC 3 years ago

Oh, this is priceless! Absolutely wonderful - please keep writing!

[info]annwnrho

November 12 2008, 16:09:33 UTC 3 years ago

That was so funny :)It reminded me of the Blackadder episode The Queen of Spain's Beard which everyone should watch for the wedding. In fact for that reason Uther had the voice of Brian Blessed in my head :)

[info]colour_me_quick

November 12 2008, 17:22:25 UTC 3 years ago

O wow I absolutely LOVE this story, I rarely laugh out loud so much when reading fics, but this one had me thigh slapping and everything xD
Uther ripping up the contract has got to be my favourite bit, I can just hear the "oh thank god" of sheer relief.
Really great writing style, can't resist adding to memories!

[info]green_grrl

November 12 2008, 18:04:43 UTC 3 years ago

EEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Absolutely adorble Merlinfic!!!!!

“Don’t get too excited,” he told it. “I don’t think effort is going to be enough to get a son out of that one.”

Well, it being Merlin and all, perhaps the sequel shall be their first heir ... ;-)

*loves loves loves*

[info]ionaonie

November 12 2008, 20:19:21 UTC 3 years ago Edited:  November 12 2008, 20:21:14 UTC

This is utterly fabulous. I'm so happy to see you writing in the Merlin fandom *g*

“Perfect,” Arthur snarled. “Auspicious,” he added, and turned to stalk out of the room, coat flaring behind him.
This is possibly my favourite line because I have such a weakness for that coat. I love that coat nearly as much as I love Arthur!

[info]pkai7

November 12 2008, 21:34:53 UTC 3 years ago

It would be shorter if I don't quote all the lines that I loved. :) That was a good break from my stupid exam. Thank you for the laugh and smile!

[info]enderwiggin24

November 13 2008, 16:10:53 UTC 3 years ago

this is sooooooooo utterly perfect!
god, prays for more merlin fics to come from you :D

[info]porntestpilot

November 13 2008, 22:30:22 UTC 3 years ago

I am already laughing before I even open this.

[info]gayroadtrip

November 20 2008, 01:43:41 UTC 3 years ago

alsdkfja loved it ♥

But I don't think linking directly to the story works, I had to shorten the url and dig around for a while before I could actually read the fic;;

[info]celeste9

November 22 2008, 18:11:53 UTC 3 years ago

The idea of this is such utter crack, what with Arthur having an arranged marriage with a man, but you somehow pulled it off amazingly. It was hilarious and sweet, and there is no way I could list all the lines I liked, but I think "Vanish from my sight, peon" is perhaps the best line ever in anything. Also, "You will be hanged in the morning," and Merlin asking for three castles for whatever will be done to him as part of lesson five, Uther's "Thank God," and Arthur's words during the ceremony. Oh, and the guards.

[info]fadagaski

November 30 2008, 18:47:13 UTC 3 years ago Edited:  November 30 2008, 18:47:55 UTC

GAAHFDKSLNKLQW. Cross-dressing Prince!Merlin and his seduction by Arthur is JUST ABOUT THE GREATEST THING EVER. Utterly utterly fantastic. Loved the humour and the dramatic irony and all of it.

ETA: Because he didn't cross-dress and I KNOW that. *is stupid*

[info]sky_scraping

December 3 2008, 17:14:25 UTC 3 years ago

Um, I've been trying to read this fic, but the links aren't working properly...

[info]luderbude

December 28 2008, 22:28:37 UTC 3 years ago

This made me smile so hard.
Thanks for sharing.

[info]eosrose

January 17 2009, 22:08:55 UTC 3 years ago

“Oh,” he heard Uther say in the background, ripping up a marriage contract, “thank *God*.”

*is dead*

[info]meredyth_13

June 30 2009, 01:53:45 UTC 2 years ago

So.Much.Love!

This was incredible fun - warped and sweet and just a teeny bit evil in the best ways.

I keep finding bits and pieces of your Merlin fic in the oddest ways, and can only hope to keep finding more.

Wonderful, thank you!

[info]bohemie_reverie

November 16 2010, 05:36:48 UTC 1 year ago

this is my favorite merlin fic of all time <3
randomly reread it every so often cause its such sweet fluff
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