Warnings/Spoilers: Spanking, wanking, angst that suddenly grows a sense of humour, and Uther as semi-unwilling voyeur. (General spoilers for Series One, I suppose.)
Summary: In which Merlin is punished for saving his life for the thousandth uncredited time, and arguing with Uther is the stupidest thing Arthur's done until the next thing.
Disclaimer: The BBC and Shine, man. None of that copyright stuff for me.
Word Count: 12,276
A/N: Written for kinkme_merlin. First fic in this fandom, first thing I've written longer than a drabble in about three years, so yeah. Not terrified at all!